Английские сценки. Сценарии сказок на английском языке

Три ёлки танцуют в наушниках с плеерами.

Надписи «New Year trees»

Идет дед мороз. (Еле ползёт с огромным мешком).

Видит ёлки. Плюхается на землю, трёт глаза.

Говорит:

I am as old as the hills. But I have never seen New Year trees dancing! It must be

because of the presents. The bag weighs too much.

Ёлки:

1ая-Look. It is Father Frost. He seems to need help.

2ая-You don’t move! He’ll tell people about us!

3-я-Don’t be yellow. He is so kind, and considerate, and cheerful!

1-ая- Father Frost. What’s the matter?

Дед мороз:

Nothing in particular, but you can talk and dance!

Yes. We are very particular trees. And we have particular magical music! But give us a

solemn promise not to tell people about us!

I do promise.

And you must dance with us!

Oh, no!

Елки хором:

Oh, yes!

Танцуют под песню «wild thing».

Входит снегурочка. Одна ель говорит другой:

She gave him a black look! She is angry!

It happens once in a blue moon!

Grandfather! What’s up?

Ah, Snegurochka. Join our tremendous party!

Grandfather, we are busy!

What are you mumbling, dear? Don’t be so anxious and fussy! You need to relax.

Maybe a massage?

No. I need a new Father Frost!

Dear. Don’t rush at conclusions! Dance with us for a minute and we’ll go to dear

children!

Танцуют. Надпись « A hundred years later». Всё еще танцу

BANK ROBBERY

Characters: Cashier, Customer, Bank Robber

(A customer comes into the bank)

Ca: Good afternoon, sir. Can I help you?

Cu: Yes. I’d like to cash a cheque for five pounds, please.

Ca: Certainly. Here you are, sir.

Cu: Thank you very much. Good afternoon.

Ca: Good afternoon. Oh! It’s three-thirty. It’s time to close the bank.

(Входит грабитель и несёт ружьё)

Robber: This is a hold-up! Everyone stands against the wall!

Cu: Uh! It’s a hold-up?

R: That’s right. It’s a hold-up.

Ca: I beg you pardon, sir.

R: I say this is a hold-up. Hurry up! Hang over the money!

Ca: I’m terribly sorry, sir. I’m afraid the bank is closed.

R: But I’m a dangerous criminal! This is a gun!

Cu: If you don’t give him the money, he will kill us!

R: That’s right. Unless you do as I say I’ll shoot you! I’m a very violent person.

Ca: Well, I’m a cashier of the bank of the USA. I’m not allowed to serve customers after three-thirty.

R: But I’m not a customer. I’m a bank robber. Anyway it’s only twenty-five past three.

Ca: No, no. My watch is always right. It’s twenty-eight minutes to four.

R to Cu: What do you make the right time?

Cu: Well, I … make it … twenty-eight minutes to four as well.

Ca: You see. I’m afraid the bank is closed. If you came back before 3.30, I’d be glad to serve you.

R: Oh, all right. I’ll come back tomorrow at a quarter past three.

Ca: Fine. See you tomorrow. Good afternoon, sir!

Кое-что покажется глупым, но можно посмеяться и даже обыграть на сцене.

Русские туристы в Америке:

Ой, смотрите, смотрите, настоящий старый индеец! Говорят они такие умные. Ну, все-все знают! Про природу, животных, ну все-все знают!
- А давайте проверим, спросим, какая будет погода в ближайшие дни! Ой, господин переводчик, переведите, пожалуйста!
- Excuse me, please. Can you tell us what the weather will be like during the next few days?
- Oh, yes, rain is coming. Then there will be snow for a day or two, but then the sun will come again and the weather will be fine. It will be very warm.
- Ой! Что он сказал, переведите, пожалуйста!
- Он сказал, что приближается дождь. Потом день или два будет идти снег, потом снова выглянет солнце и погода будет хорошая и теплая.
- Во, дает! Все знает! Эти индейцы даже в школу не ходят, а знают больше нашего. Спросите, откуда он это все знает.
- Tell me, how do you know all that?
- (индеец достает наушники с плейером) I heard it over the radio!

Кошка и мышка

Hello! Do you know me? I am a little mouse. I am afraid of cats. Where is the cat? Where can I hide?
- Hi! I am a cat. I would like to eat a mouse. Where is she? Uh! Pi-pi-pi!
- Oh, it’s my friend!
- (Кошка, хватая мышку) - You see, how nice to know foreign languages! А ну-ка повтори! Как хорошо знать иностранные языки!
- How nice to know foreign languages.

Урок английского в украинской школе:

Ываненко!
- Я!
- Ду ю спык инглиш?
- Шо?
- Сидай. Пэтрэнко!
- Я!
- Ду ю спык инглиш?
- Шо?
- Сидай! Тартарэнко!
- I am. Do you speak English?
- Шо?

На экзаменах

1) Экзамен по истории на английском.

Студент тянет билет: Иван Сусанин! Oh, my god! Так, что же я знаю? Ага! Snow-снег. Forest-лес.
Идет отвечать.
- Snow, snow, snow… Forest, forest, forest. Посреди леса, ой! In the middle of the forest stand Ivan Susanin.
“Vanya, do you know the way to Moscow?” said немецко-фашистская гадина. “No”,- said Ivan Susanin. Непонятно? Ну, в общем, спрашивают его, знает ли он дорогу на Москву. “Vanya, do you know the way to Moscow?” said немецко-фашистская гадина. No”,- said Ivan Susanin. Snow, snow, snow… Forest, forest, forest. Shot, shot, shot. Иван Сусанин is the hero of the Soviet Union! Hura!
Учитель: Что? Иван Сусанин герой Советского Союза?! (хватается за сердце)

2) (Преподаватель себе) - Одни двойки! Что бы такое полегче спросить? Ага!
(студенту) - “What is the capital of Great Britain?”
(молчание).
- Ну как называется столица Великобритании?
- Бухарест.
- Неправильно, London, Лондон, незачет, позовите следующего!
(Два студента)
- Ну как?
- Незачет!
- А что хоть спрашивают?
- Заходишь, тебе задают вопрос - как называется столица Великобритании? отвечай - Лондон!
- Ой, как бы не забыть!
- Давай бумажку с надписью на подошву приклею. Лан-дан. Усек?
(бумажка отклеивается)
- (Преподаватель) - Come in, come in! My question is: "What is the capital of Great Britain?"
- (Студент смотрит на подошву и говорит) - "АДИДАС".

Коротко

1) - Мама, скажи: фунь.
- Зачем?
- Ну, скажи.
- Да что это хоть такое?
- Какая тебе разница, просто скажи: фунь!
- Не буду я повторять глупости, которых не понимаю!
- Вот и меня не заставляй английский учить!

Сценарий праздника английского языка для детей 5-7 лет

1. Сценка «Интервью»

(на сцене корреспондент (ученик) с микрофоном)
Корреспондент (обращается к ученику, переодетого в повара)
Good morning! What do you do?
Повар I’m a cook. I like to cook. I make butter, meat and soup.
Корреспондент (обращается к ученику, переодетого в учителя)
And what do you do?
Учитель I’m a teacher. I have a pen. I teach children very well.
Корреспондент (обращается к портному) And you?
Портной I’m a tailor . I make a dress. It’s yellow, red for
little Bess.
Корреспондент (обращается к врачу) And you ?
Врач One, two, three, look at me!
I’m a doctor as you see.
Come to me, when you’re ill,
I’ll give you the best pill.
Корреспондент (с удивлением) And what do you do?
Президент I’m a President and you…the people
Whom I love you…..
When you’re in trouble
I help you
And you, and you, and you, and you.
Исполняется песня «Picking apples»

2. Сценка «Дождливый день!»

На сцене две девочки. (одна девочка с зонтом)
1 девочка. Hello. Vika! Why are you sad?
2 девочка. It’s rainy.
2 девочка Rain on the grass,
And rain on the tree,
Rain on the house-top,
And on me.
1 девочка Rain, rain, go away
Come again another day.
Little children want to play.
Don’t be sad. .
2 девочка Ok. Let’s sing.
Исполняется песня «Rainbow Song»

На сцене ученица (считает ребят)
Девочка One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes, four.
Five potatoes, six potatoes, seven potatoes, more….
Ученики читают стихи.
Ученик 1 One, one, one,
Little dogs run.
Ученик 2 Two, two, two
Cats see you.
Ученик 3 Three, three, three
Bees in the tree.
Ученик 4 Four, four, four
Mouse on the floor.
Ученик 5 Five, five, five
Plane in the sky.
Ученик 6 Six, six, six
Very good sticks.
Ученик 7 Seven, seven, seven
I see one raven.
Ученик 8 Eight, eight, eight
Soup in the plate
Ученик 9 Nine, nine, nine
Milk is very fine
Ученик 10 Ten, ten, ten
Catch me if you can.
Все дети вместе в кругу исполняют песню «Five Little Ducks Went Swimming One Day».
Праздник заканчивается.
Учитель (прощается) Будь вежлив, и не забывай, прощаясь,
Говорить Good bye!

THE PRINCESS AND THE PEA

CHARACTERS: PRINCESS, QUEEN, PRINCE Setting: At the Palace

ACT 1 – IN THE LIVING ROOM

QUEEN: Why are you sad, my dear son?.

PRINCE: I’m not happy mother. I want to get married but I haven’t found a real princess. I’ve traveled troughout the world, visited hundreds of palaces, and I haven’t been able to find her.

QUEEN: I know. There are too many charming, beautiful, and intelligent women, but they are not real princesses.

PRINCE: I’ll keep looking, and I know that someday I will find her.

QUEEN: Meanwhile (тем временем ), you must stay here at the palace. It will be a harsh (суровая ) winter, and tonight the weather is terrible.

PRINCE: I hope the storm doesn’t do a lot of damage, and I’m praying (молюсь ) that my people stay at home. The wind is howling [ˈhaʊlɪŋ] (воет ), he thunder is rumbling overhead (гром грохочет над головой ), and lightning is tearing the sky apart.

(The Princess knocks at the door)

QUEEN: Who could it be at this hour?.

PRINCE: I don’t know, but whoever it may be must be completely soaked (промокший ).

(The Prince opens the door)

PRINCE: Who are you?. What are you doing in the middle of the storm?.

QUEEN: Poor girl!.

PRINCESS: I am a princess. Please help me. My clothes and my hair are all wet!.

PRINCE: Come in, please.

PRINCESS: You have to believe me. I am a princess!.

QUEEN: We believe you, dear.

PRINCE: I didn’t see your carriage. How did you get here?.

PRINCESS: It’s a long story, but I’d rather not talk about it right now.

PRINCE: You’re right.

QUEEN: You need to rest and change your clothes. Please, get near the chimney to warm up, and in a few minutes one of our maidens will take you to your room.

PRINCESS: Thanks, I really appreciate what you’re doing for me.

(The Princess gets near the chimney, while the Queen approaches the Prince)

QUEEN: She says she’s a princess, and there’s only one way to find out if she’s telling us the truth.

PRINCE: How?. She’s so beautiful that I think I’m in love with her!.

QUEEN: You’ll see. (rings a small bell. The Maiden enters the stage and approaches her) I want you to go to our guest room and place a pea on the bed. Then, go to every bedroom in the palace and gather twenty mattresses [ˈmætrɪs] and place them over the pea.

DONCELLA: Yes, your majesty . (leaves the stage)

PRINCE: Why are you doing this?.

QUEEN: Princesses are very sensitive. If she’s a real princess, she won’t be able to sleep well as she will feel the pea right through the twenty mattresses.

(The Princess approaches them)

PRINCESS: I’m so tired.

QUEEN: Your bed is ready, and I’m sure you will have a good night’s sleep. My maiden will take you to your room. (Rings a small bell. The Maiden enters the stage and approaches her)

DONCELLA: Yes, your majesty.

QUEEN: Take the princess to her room.

DONCELLA: (to the Princess) Please, follow me.

QUEEN: (to the Princess) Rest well, my dear. We’ll see you in the morning in the dining room.

PRINCESS: Thank you, good night.

PRINCE: Have pleasant dreams.

(The Maiden and the Princess leave the stage)

QUEEN: It’s been a long day, let’s go to bed. Tomorrow we will know the truth.

(The Queen and the Prince leave the stage)

ACT 2 – IN THE DINING ROOM

(The Queen and the Prince are having breakfast. The Princess enters)

PRINCESS: Good morning (looks at the food). Everything looks so delicious and I’m so hungry!.

PRINCE: (stands) Good morning. Please join us for breakfast.

(The Princess and the Prince sit)

QUEEN: How did you sleep dear?.

PRINCESS: Oh, very badly!. I couldn’t closed my eyes all night.

QUEEN: Oh, I’m sorry to hear that.

PRINCESS: Heaven only knows what was under all those mattresses.

PRINCE: But that’s imposible!. We gave you the best bed in the palace.

PRINCESS: Well, I felt I was lying over a stone, and now all my body hurts. I feel terrible!.

PRINCE: (stands) Then you are a real princess!. Nobody but a real princess could be as sensitive and delicate as that.

QUEEN: That’s true.

PRINCE: Now I know you are the woman I’ve looking for. Since the moment I saw you my heart told me you were my princess and the love of my life. (Takes the Princess hand) Will you marry me?. (The Princess stands)

PRINCESS: (smiling) Yes, I will.

(The Prince and the Princess kiss)